You didn’t learn squat…

This blog has a point… We’re terrible learners.  We’re horrible at it.  We don’t learn a darn thing from the past…especially when we elect our “leaders”. But I said that this blog has a point…so check this out.  Have you seen this guy lately? Iron Fist.  He’s on Netflix a lot lately.  Ok…well not this … Continue reading

Shut your mouth and buy stuff

Your corporate overlords would like to thank you in advance for your participation… They want your cash and will have none of your lip.  Yeah, your lip, pal. The fact is that…well…you’re a cog in the wheel.  Just look white and pleasant and all will be fine, mmmkay? Your corporate overlords demand your spending dollars … Continue reading

You’re really not that special

You’re SO unique!  Only to yourself and your mom…nobody else cares. I’m all about being up and and not into being out but semi into being down (with it!). I hope you don’t get the advert on this: I know this made the rounds a while back…but it’s so true.  Take a listen.  Hmmm…who does … Continue reading

Grumble Grumble

I said MEH…and when I say MEH I really mean MEH! I’m under done and over fed. And that’s right…bitches…I said MEH! Sure, I’m the typical pissed off white guy.  Rather over-educated and bitter at the world.  I see stupidity all around me. Really…it’s all around us.  Have you seen this yet? Please, take the … Continue reading

Beaten into the submission position

My head is silly putty. I’m under the table and completely unable… So I’m of no mind any more…really I’ve got no mind any more.  Like the guy in the middle of the screen in the video below. See that guy?  He’s just turning around and around in circles.  At least he’s got a walking … Continue reading

Name this place!

Ha-merica…the BE-UTIFUL!…and the BOTTLE ROCKETS IN THE AIR and we like the BRAVES! I wish I knew where I am…it all looks the same to me. The family and I recently took a trip to NW Michigan…uh…here Which is pretty cool.  Huge sand dunes, Lake Michigan, Petosky stones.  All nifty and swell, right? The part … Continue reading

Don’t worry…the men are in charge. All is well..

Hey ladies…this one’s for YOU…from the good ole’ US of A! I’m down, I’m brown and I’m in like Flint! Ladies, you light up our lives.  Your patience, your fortitude, your way to look SEXY at all times! Of course I’m being facetious.  Mean.  But I’m doing it for YOUR benefit.  I think. Anyway, the … Continue reading

Go USA GO! To sleep…

Vacation is the way, baby! I’m down wit’ it…you know. Here we are, in the US, on the verge of yet another memorial day.  When we memorialize, something or other.  We definitely remember something. Yup…we are here to Memorialize the troops.  And that’s just a long winded way of saying we’re here to remember those … Continue reading

Talkin’ ’bout my GenerationX

Retirement is a word which means nothing to us…we’re going to die on the job and we know it. I’m kind of here and I’m kind of not.  Dimensionally speaking, it’s the Phantom Zone. Who’s Mr. Grumpy Gills? Or something like that.  Remember that line from the movie Saving Nemo?  It’s Dori…remember Dori? So Dori’s … Continue reading

The better Demons of our Angels

Somehow the worst part of our nature is celebrated the most. I’m inside, outside, upside and down. I love media: Oh sure…it’s everywhere.  I’m not talking about marketing, although they’re related.  This is about media which we intentionally consume.  Marketing is less intentionally absorbed – more of a tangential contact. But it is within the … Continue reading