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My cute wee ennui

Yeah…I’ve got my brain full of ick…and I just can’t shake it today. I’m not feelin’ up to snuff. I’ve got crap on my brain…like my idiotic country and allowing people to vote have trouble figuring out ketchup bottles. I’m feelin’ seriously bummed out. I’ve got some sort of ennui/angsty/yeasty thing happening. I wish I … Continue reading

You didn’t learn squat…

This blog has a point… We’re terrible learners.  We’re horrible at it.  We don’t learn a darn thing from the past…especially when we elect our “leaders”. But I said that this blog has a point…so check this out.  Have you seen this guy lately? Iron Fist.  He’s on Netflix a lot lately.  Ok…well not this … Continue reading

Shut your mouth and buy stuff

Your corporate overlords would like to thank you in advance for your participation… They want your cash and will have none of your lip.  Yeah, your lip, pal. The fact is that…well…you’re a cog in the wheel.  Just look white and pleasant and all will be fine, mmmkay? Your corporate overlords demand your spending dollars … Continue reading

When you don’t really matter all that much

Oh…that’s a perky title.  Nice.  What, you gonna’ jump off the San Francisco bridge or something? No…I’m really talking about something less drastic that suicide. I’m really talking about what matters in our glorious US culture…mattering in the culture, of course. Wait…hear me out on this one.  What I’m saying is that I don’t matter, … Continue reading

And now we’re all fans…

Hooray!  The USA is playing footie today! Oh…don’t get me WRONG (Bill Hicks pause)…I’m all for it! But this little ballet happens every four years. Really?  Really?  You like Soccer now? USA!!!  USA!!!  USA!!! And don’t get me started on the word Soccer – it’s a stupid sounding word. Yeah…I can call myself a snob … Continue reading

Get off the clock

That American past-time I despise I’m at home tonight and being routinely insulted by the idiot box. It’s pissing me off. I’m trying to semi-watch a show and write this missive and I am being reminded again and again why I cannot stand TV. Yeah…the programming is super dumb and I don’t know if I … Continue reading

You’re really not that special

You’re SO unique!  Only to yourself and your mom…nobody else cares. I’m all about being up and and not into being out but semi into being down (with it!). I hope you don’t get the advert on this: I know this made the rounds a while back…but it’s so true.  Take a listen.  Hmmm…who does … Continue reading

Grumble Grumble

I said MEH…and when I say MEH I really mean MEH! I’m under done and over fed. And that’s right…bitches…I said MEH! Sure, I’m the typical pissed off white guy.  Rather over-educated and bitter at the world.  I see stupidity all around me. Really…it’s all around us.  Have you seen this yet? Please, take the … Continue reading

Beaten into the submission position

My head is silly putty. I’m under the table and completely unable… So I’m of no mind any more…really I’ve got no mind any more.  Like the guy in the middle of the screen in the video below. See that guy?  He’s just turning around and around in circles.  At least he’s got a walking … Continue reading

Name this place!

Ha-merica…the BE-UTIFUL!…and the BOTTLE ROCKETS IN THE AIR and we like the BRAVES! I wish I knew where I am…it all looks the same to me. The family and I recently took a trip to NW Michigan…uh…here Which is pretty cool.  Huge sand dunes, Lake Michigan, Petosky stones.  All nifty and swell, right? The part … Continue reading