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And now we’re all fans…

Hooray!  The USA is playing footie today! Oh…don’t get me WRONG (Bill Hicks pause)…I’m all for it! But this little ballet happens every four years. Really?  Really?  You like Soccer now? USA!!!  USA!!!  USA!!! And don’t get me started on the word Soccer – it’s a stupid sounding word. Yeah…I can call myself a snob … Continue reading

Get off the clock

That American past-time I despise I’m at home tonight and being routinely insulted by the idiot box. It’s pissing me off. I’m trying to semi-watch a show and write this missive and I am being reminded again and again why I cannot stand TV. Yeah…the programming is super dumb and I don’t know if I … Continue reading

You’re really not that special

You’re SO unique!  Only to yourself and your mom…nobody else cares. I’m all about being up and and not into being out but semi into being down (with it!). I hope you don’t get the advert on this: I know this made the rounds a while back…but it’s so true.  Take a listen.  Hmmm…who does … Continue reading

Grumble Grumble

I said MEH…and when I say MEH I really mean MEH! I’m under done and over fed. And that’s right…bitches…I said MEH! Sure, I’m the typical pissed off white guy.  Rather over-educated and bitter at the world.  I see stupidity all around me. Really…it’s all around us.  Have you seen this yet? Please, take the … Continue reading

Beaten into the submission position

My head is silly putty. I’m under the table and completely unable… So I’m of no mind any more…really I’ve got no mind any more.  Like the guy in the middle of the screen in the video below. See that guy?  He’s just turning around and around in circles.  At least he’s got a walking … Continue reading

Name this place!

Ha-merica…the BE-UTIFUL!…and the BOTTLE ROCKETS IN THE AIR and we like the BRAVES! I wish I knew where I am…it all looks the same to me. The family and I recently took a trip to NW Michigan…uh…here Which is pretty cool.  Huge sand dunes, Lake Michigan, Petosky stones.  All nifty and swell, right? The part … Continue reading

Stupid Virgins

Please don’t go away until you digest this… I’m inside…I’m ouside…it’s all about in and out and wibbley wobbley time. So I’ve been reading…as usual.  The Olympics are on their way and we’re going to be treated to our bi-annual marketing blitz with bits and pieces of athletics sewn in-between.  Which is all good and dandy! … Continue reading

Don’t worry…the men are in charge. All is well..

Hey ladies…this one’s for YOU…from the good ole’ US of A! I’m down, I’m brown and I’m in like Flint! Ladies, you light up our lives.  Your patience, your fortitude, your way to look SEXY at all times! Of course I’m being facetious.  Mean.  But I’m doing it for YOUR benefit.  I think. Anyway, the … Continue reading

Go USA GO! To sleep…

Vacation is the way, baby! I’m down wit’ it…you know. Here we are, in the US, on the verge of yet another memorial day.  When we memorialize, something or other.  We definitely remember something. Yup…we are here to Memorialize the troops.  And that’s just a long winded way of saying we’re here to remember those … Continue reading

Who invited you to say…anything?

You’re still here?  Go away!  Go. I’ve had it about up to here!  That’s where I AM! What’s wrong with being left alone? This is the post which says go away. Sure, it invites you in to read…but it’s just a plea.  In general, I’m a cynical prick.  I’m rather pessimistic about the state of … Continue reading

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